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Career suicide

This is the first in a series of movies I’m creating on the joy of work.

I got bored with blogging, so this is my attempt at a little expression, creativity, and hopefully some entertainment value.

I would imagine that anyone whose ever interviewed for a job – or interviewed candidates for a job – will be able to relate on some level.

Above all…enjoy!

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Recently a blog post on tlnt.com by the fabulous Laurie Ruettimann caught my attention, “Don’t Facebook Me: Why You Shouldn’t Google During the Recruiting Process.”

Laurie writes, “I don’t believe it is appropriate for Human Resources professionals to hop on Google, root around the Internet, and look for incriminating pictures and create reasons not to hire qualified people during America’s worst recession in decades.

Googling is a sloppy, lazy, and unseemly method to verify a candidate’s character. And who the heck is HR to put itself out there as a judge of character? I told the audience, “Some of us in the room are human and screw up on a daily basis. If you can’t use Facebook to post pictures, where is the joy in life?”

My first thought was, “But I am not looking for information to rule candidates out. I am looking for information to rule them in.”

When I am using Google or any other search tool as a part of my sourcing and recruiting efforts, I am seeking information about individuals’ professional experience and expertise. When working on a search, the goal is to find the most qualified candidate. Most of the searches that I work on are highly-specialized; clients hire me to find qualified individuals at a certain level within a small, very specific niche.

There is typically an extremely limited pool of these people that I am looking for. So, when I start researching someone’s professional background, I am hoping to find information telling me they are the right candidate for the job.

I WANT this person to be the right person for the job – so I can fill it and move on to the next one!

The problem arises when things pop up during this research that provide some doubt as to whether the individual may be the right fit for a client. The reason I am always writing on my blog about how it’s not a good idea to have drunken, naked, or otherwise unprofessional photos that are available to the general public is that we recruiters don’t want to find that stuff when we are doing our research! If we do, it might give us pause: ”Well, now, what if my client researches them and finds this and I didn’t tell them about it?”

Let me give you an example.

During a search I was working on several years ago I came across a potential candidate’s resume. He was a consultant for a Big 4 professional services firm, and his education and work experience were impressive.

The problem?

His resume was outlined on his MySpace page…right next to pictures of him, um, hugging the Porcelein God if you know what I mean. ;)  

There was also a lot of commentary about how he likes to drink and get drunk and there were pictures of naked woman all over his page.

My first thought was that if the partners of his firm saw this they would be mortified. And what if a client or potential client of theirs found it??

And then I thought the same thing about if the partners of the firm I was representing at the time saw that. They would be equally mortified. To have the name of the firm right there next to all of that…I still shudder at the thought.

Fortunately for me, it turned out his experience was not a direct match for what I was looking for so even if I had not seen all of that he would not have been a fit for that particular role. However, I just kept thinking…what if he had been? Then what am I supposed to do with that information once I have it?

Part of being a good fit for certain MOST roles is demonstration of good judgment. That, was not.

I think it’s perfectly fine to post your pictures on MySpace or Facebook or wherever. Naked or drunk or otherwise.

I think it’s also a really, really good idea to think long and hard about whom you want to see that stuff and whom you do not…and to USE PROTECTION THOSE PRIVACY CONTROLS THEY GIVE YOU.

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Cartoon by Hugh MacLeod

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These are actual tweets that I found by doing a few simple key word searches on Twitter…this is a friendly reminder that what happens on the internet STAYS on the internet!

Think before you tweet…

  • thank goodness my boss is making things easy, he told me to pretend to do work so he can mark me down for hours.
  • Just got fired from Home Depot!!!!
  • I’m sooooooi drunk at work right now……what happened last night? ????
  • kinda still tired stayed out until 5 am last night. i dread going there today i hate my job :(
  • Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work
  • IM STILL DRUNK! At work tryna get some breakfast!
  • called in sick to work. now let’s get ready to PARTAY!!
  • hoping to get fired from my deadbeat job on Monday and wondering what to do next…
  • NOT wanting to see that place again today. ugh i hate my job.
  • doing a whole lotta nuthin at work today . Boss aint here . And getting outta here early Wooooahhh ! Lovin it Lol
  • Drunk hair styling is not fun got home at 6am at work at 10am
  • ya pretty sure my boss said “I hate cell phones, i don’t even want to see them” I almost quit right then, 1 hr into my first day
  • i so need a beer now it been a LONG ASS WEEK FOR ME! HATE MYJOB AND MY BOSS SORRY THIS YEAR I NEED TO GET ANOTHER F@CK JOB!
  • i don’t think i will ever get over how hard it is to convince a client their ideas are STUPID
  • yo @recruiterUSA I need a job can you find me one??
  • My boss is the most intrusive, nosey, & annoying person I’ve ever met in my life! I could kill myself with how much I hate working for him.
  • Decided that I am clearly not one for client management. Especially incredibly stupid, arrogant clients who have few brains, fewer manners.


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This headline grabbed my attention this morning in my SmartBrief on Entrepreneurs daily newsletter: Entrepreneurs, know when to bend your rules.

The article starts with a Q + A.

Q: “I will ask yet again: Can I have the check now please? We just want to get out of this restaurant already.” — Steve

A: The above exchange occurred over the weekend when my brother, my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant. It turned out to be one of those terrible dining experiences we have all been through at one time or another. Everything went wrong — bad service, cold food, wrong orders, etc.

But it was when the young waitress started crying at our table that we knew it was time to go.

We actually should have left much sooner. When we first walked in we were seated at a “special” table, even though the restaurant was fairly empty. Soon, the manager came up and pointed out that if we wanted to stay at that table we would have to pay an 18% gratuity, per the sign on the table. When I pointed out they were the ones who sat us there, she didn’t care and actually made us move — to a different part of the empty restaurant.

This really struck a chord with me.

WTF.

Why, why, why would anyone treat a customer like that?

Did that manager forget to wear her brain that day??

In the article the author goes on to ask, “How many times have you encountered a business that seems far more interested in following their own rules and procedure than in making you happy, even when it would be a simple thing to say yes to you instead of no?”

Do you empower your employees to make good decisions, or do you have them so hell-bent on following the rules that they might as well be braindead?

When I worked for Evil Boss Lady she had a lot of rules.

Stupid, stupid, ludicrous rules that were clearly designed for one reason only.

To be sure everyone knew that she was The Boss.

The Queen Bee.

The only way she knew how to make herself feel more powerful and important was to impose a wide array of the utterly ridiculous and useless rules on all of us so that there was never any doubt just who was in charge; who was calling the shots, and that the thought never, ever left our minds.

The result? Not only were we collectively miserable, we were unimaginative and uninspired. We did precisely what she told us to do, exactly how she told us to do it – without question, without any creativity, and not a single ounce more for fear of feeling The Wrath of Evil Boss Lady.

When I worked was held captive in Evil Boss Lady’s Theatre of Cruelty I had one client in particular who I became very good friends with.

And, I don’t know why, but it actually surprised me when he told me one day that from the moment he met her, he wanted nothing to do with her.

He saw right through her and he told me that the only reason he was doing business with that firm was because of me. As soon as I left he terminated that relationship – which was nearly half their revenue.

Let’s look at several companies that are known for their customer experience.

  • Nordstrom
  • Disney
  • St. Regis Hotels

Think about how you feel when you spend a day at Disney, shop at Nordstrom, or stay at the St. Regis Hotel.

I know how I feel.

  • Magical
  • Energized
  • Inspired
  • Like the most important person on the planet
  • Relaxed
  • Safe

Who doesn’t want some of that??

And just how is it that these companies are able to provide such consistently phenomenal customer experiences and the ultimate customer loyalty and repeat business?

  1. Their employees are empowered to make good decisions.
  2. Their employees are not so bogged down in following THE RULES that they forget their most important priority: the customer.

This starts at the top.

Corporate leadership must set this tone and live by it.

Lead by example.

If you don’t have the confidence in your employees’ abilities to make good decisions you should fire them.

If you don’t have the confidence in your employees’ abilities to interact successfully with your customers you should fire them.

And, you should set corporate policies on how to deal with customer issues as they arise. Talk about getting creative when needed. Teach them how to determine where the line is and how far they can go. And talk to them them about how to make good judgment calls.

Let go and you just might be surprised by what happens.

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Why taking advantage of your new hires is a really, really bad idea.

August 3, 2009

This article on CNN’s Money & Main St. made me mad. REALLY MAD. The headline reads Overqualified and underpaid workers: Workers are downgrading their job prospects, but employers get to cherry pick the best talent for less pay. Taking advantage of your new hires by putting them in jobs they’re overqualified for and underpaying them [...]

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I Quit! (And I stabbed him with a fork.)

July 11, 2009

On Thursday Laurie Ruettimann, author of Punk Rock HR, asked on her blog “Do you have a take-this-job-and-shove-it story?” Apparently a lot of people do; she got 35 responses almost immediately! Of course I could not resist and I shared my The Devil really does wear Prada story, and Sarah Palin’s recent mid-term resignation as [...]

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Quitting mid-term spontaneously and with no discernable reason is an excellent way to kill your career.

July 4, 2009

Yesterday Sarah Palin announced that she will not seek re-election in 2010 and that she is resigning at the end of this month. For those of you who live under a rock she is currently the Governor of Alaska and she was John McCain’s Vice Presidential candidate for the November, 2008 election. This is what [...]

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