Cartoon by Hugh MacLeod
These are actual tweets that I found by doing a few simple key word searches on Twitter…this is a friendly reminder that what happens on the internet STAYS on the internet!
Think before you tweet…
- thank goodness my boss is making things easy, he told me to pretend to do work so he can mark me down for hours.
- Just got fired from Home Depot!!!!
- I’m sooooooi drunk at work right now……what happened last night? ????
- kinda still tired stayed out until 5 am last night. i dread going there today i hate my job :(
- Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work
- IM STILL DRUNK! At work tryna get some breakfast!
- called in sick to work. now let’s get ready to PARTAY!!
- hoping to get fired from my deadbeat job on Monday and wondering what to do next…
- NOT wanting to see that place again today. ugh i hate my job.
- doing a whole lotta nuthin at work today . Boss aint here . And getting outta here early Wooooahhh ! Lovin it Lol
- Drunk hair styling is not fun got home at 6am at work at 10am
- ya pretty sure my boss said “I hate cell phones, i don’t even want to see them” I almost quit right then, 1 hr into my first day
- i so need a beer now it been a LONG ASS WEEK FOR ME! HATE MYJOB AND MY BOSS SORRY THIS YEAR I NEED TO GET ANOTHER F@CK JOB!
- i don’t think i will ever get over how hard it is to convince a client their ideas are STUPID
- yo @recruiterUSA I need a job can you find me one??
- My boss is the most intrusive, nosey, & annoying person I’ve ever met in my life! I could kill myself with how much I hate working for him.
- Decided that I am clearly not one for client management. Especially incredibly stupid, arrogant clients who have few brains, fewer manners.
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