Cartoon by Hugh
When I last wrote about my series of misadventures with Sears [that is putting it sooo nicely] it was Wednesday and Sears had called to tell me that I would not be receiving my mattress set that day because they had put it on the wrong truck.
That was the second whole day within a week that I’d had to block out my entire day thanks to Sears. Because they won’t give you a delivery “window” until the night before your delivery date I had no choice. I could not schedule so much as a phone call on Wednesday thanks to their customer unservice policy. And, you know; it’s not like I have a business to run or anything.
To make long and painful story short I then arranged to have the mattress set delivered on Saturday. Yesterday. Which was my birthday. But I was so furious and just wanted to get this thing over with and move on with my life I did not even care.
They called Friday after 6:00 pm to give me my delivery window. It was from 5:15 to 7:15 pm.
Had someone actually delivered that message to me face-to-face they would probably have been risking their life.
THAT IS NOT DAYTIME.
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT I HAD TO BLOCK OUT MY EVENING AS WELL.
I pressed whatever button that gave me the option to talk to a person and a woman answered.
Her: Hello thank you for calling Sears how can I help you?
Me: Hi my name is Stephanie Lloyd and I was just informed that my delivery window for tomorrow is 5:15 to 7:15 pm and that will not work for me. I need to change it.
Her: Oh we can’t change it.
Me: But that’s not daytime. No one told me that I had to block out my evening too.
Me: I blocked out my entire day for you all and now you’re telling me you’re stealing my night as well?
Her: Well.
Her: Ma’am.
Her: Our delivery hours are from 8:00 am to 8:00 pm.
Me: NO ONE TOLD ME THAT.
Her:
Her:
Me: This is ludicrous.
Her:
Me: I’d like to speak with your supervisor please.
Her: Well I can transfer you but she can’t change it either.
Me:
Her: Do you want to reschedule for another day?
Me: NO I DO NOT BECAUSE THEN I WOULD JUST HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS ALL OVER AGAIN CORRECT??
Her: Uh huh.
Me: AND THAT WOULD MAKE DAY NUMBER FOUR that you all have stolen from me.
Her:
Her:
Me: Have a good night.
If I could have reached through the phone and ripped out her jugular I would have wouldn’t have but I so wanted to.
So, yesterday (Saturday) I was sure to be home well before 5:15 and I stayed off the phone because no way was I going to risk them calling to say they’re on their way and missing the call and then having to reschedule. AGAIN.
At 6:55 pm my phone rang.
Me: Good evening, Stephanie Lloyd...
Him: Oh yeah hi uh this is Sears and I’ll be there in an hour.
Me: An hour?? My window is from 5:15 to 7:15. It’s 7:00 now.
Him: Ooooh NO.
Him: That window is for us to call you and tell you when we’ll be there.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Him: Ok I’ll be there in half an hour.
Me: See you then.
They arrived an hour later.
The two men came in my door, one with the mattress; the other with the box spring. (Box springs? I never know which is correct.)
Guy #1: Where do you want them?
Me: Through that door, in the room on the left.
Me: The one that has the mattresses leaned up against the wall.
Me: Now you are taking the old mattresses away, right?
Guy #2: No we don’t do that.
Me: My mom told me that she paid extra just to have you take them away.
Guy #1: Well then she should get her money back.
Guy #2 laughs.
Me: I am being serious. I need you to take these.
Guy #1: We can take them outside if you want. Where should I put them?
Me: Do not take them outside. It’s about to rain.
Me: Are you seriously telling me that you are not going to take them?
Guy #2: We don’t do that.
Me:
Me:
Guy #2 starts walking out with the old mattress.
Me: Wait! Where are you going?
Guy #2: I thought you wanted us to take it.
Me: YOU JUST SAID that you don’t do that.
Guy #2 to Guy #1: This lady needs an aspirin or something.
Me:
Guy #1: We’re just playin’ with ya.
Me, seething:
Me: So you’re taking them.
Guy #1: Yeah.
Me: Look. I know you don’t have the background information on this, but I’m just A LITTLE on edge right now as getting these mattresses delivered has been one of the worst experiences of my life.
Guy #2: You are the 20th customer we’ve delivered today and you’re the 20th person who’s said that.
Me: Well, I’m writing a letter to your CEO.
Guy #1: Oh, good! PLEASE DO.
Guy #1: This job sucks.
Guy #2: Sears is awful. They’re terrible to work for.
Guy #1: I’m only doing this til I can find something else.
Me: OH so they treat their employees just as poorly as they treat their customers.
Me: What a shock.
Guy #1: Yeah…
Me: Well I’m very sorry to hear that.
They put the mattress set on the bed and were out of here.
I will say that it was so nice to wake up this morning on that completely awesome pillow-top mattress my mom got me for my birthday. I slept really well!
However, Sears cannot take any credit for that. The mattresses were made by Sealy. Sears just sells them.
[Sealy might want to re-think that relationship.]
Stay tuned for additional commentary on this debacle.
AND THEN, I’ll share my email to the Sears CEO with you. Won’t that be fun.
The Sears mattress department. Don't let my smile fool you.
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