“Today I realized my hatred of my job had reached new heights when I started believing it wasn’t important to photocopy every page of a document.’ – Company Bitch (CB)
Sound familiar?
You know you need a new job when
Your boss still can’t remember your name. You have worked there for two years.
You constantly daydream about being a Mouseketeer.
There’s a meeting at 2:00 to talk about the upcoming reorganization. You’re not invited.
You lie about what you do for a living.
You constantly fall asleep at work because there is nothing else to do.
You spend hours contemplating how you can stab your boss without going to prison.
The most rewarding thing you did all week was sharpen all of your pencils.
All your friends think your boss’s actual name is Evil Boss Lady.
When you tell people where you work they express their condolences.
You have a choice between going to work or getting a root canal and you choose the root canal.
Your boss used the word “sucks” in your annual performance review seventeen times.
Quitting will be your favorite part of the job.
You made out with a co-worker at the office party last night.
And my personal favorite…
You finally just quit doing any cold calling altogether and you completely make up those stupid reports every week. The names, titles, everything. And you discuss the made-up reports and fake people with your boss every single week with a perfectly straight face. This has been going on for months and it’s pretty much your only source of pleasure.
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When the first thing you think in the morning is “When was the last time I called in sick, has it been too soon?”
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